Where Do I Get T-Shirt with Protein Peas Design

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Where Do I Get T-Shirt shows a cheeky answer to the question every plant-based eater knows by heart. The printed words read "Where Do I Get My Protein?" followed by "Bitch Peas!" — a sarcastic reply that gets right to the point. Three cartoon peas with cheerful faces and rosy cheeks ride their pod like a rocket ship, launching upward with pure joy. This shirt speaks to anyone who eats plants and refuses to take the whole protein conversation seriously.

What is printed on it

The question "Where Do I Get My Protein?" sits at the top in mint-green lettering, large and straightforward. Below that answer, "Bitch Peas!" appears in bright lime green, bold and unapologetic. The three cartoon peas dominate the center of the design, each one grinning and full of character as they nestle into a teal-green pod that curves upward like a trajectory. The lettering is modern and chunky, matching the playful tone of the whole thing. Together, the question, the answer, and the rocket-bound peas create a design that's part humor, part celebration of plant-based protein.

Made for these people

Vegans, vegetarians, and anyone eating a plant-forward diet will see themselves in this where do I get T-shirt. You'll wear it on gym days, at the market, or just around town as a low-key conversation starter. Every plant-based person has heard that protein question enough times to laugh at the answer. This shirt lets you get there first and have the last word.

A gift with options

This design lands well as a gift for vegan friends, gym buddies, or anyone proud of their plant-based choices. Pair it with your favorite jeans for a casual vibe, or wear it to fitness class to let your humor do the talking. Available as a classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, or tank top.

FAQ

What does "Bitch Peas" mean on this shirt?: It's a sarcastic punchline to the question every plant-based eater hears constantly. Instead of a serious answer about protein sources, the shirt just says the peas themselves — delivered with attitude and a wink. The cartoon peas celebrate the joke with their enormous grins, turning a tired question into something fun and unapologetic.
Who is this design really made for?: Vegans, vegetarians, and plant-based eaters who are tired of defending their protein intake. It's also for gym-goers and fitness enthusiasts who follow a plant-based diet and appreciate humor that doesn't take itself seriously. Anyone who's heard the protein question and wants to wear the answer on their chest will get it.
When would I actually wear a shirt with this message?: Perfect for the gym, farmers markets, casual hangouts with friends, or anywhere you want to spark a conversation or a laugh. Wear it to yoga, strength training, or meal prep days when your plant-based lifestyle is front and center. It works as an everyday shirt for anyone who lives that life and isn't shy about it.

Fabric

Classic T-Shirt: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
other colors: 100% cotton
Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
Hoodie: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
Long Sleeve T-Shirt: 100% cotton
Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
Classic fit, runs slightly small
Crewneck Sweatshirt: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
Classic fit, crew neck
V-Neck T-Shirt: 100% cotton
Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
Fitted cut with V-neck
Women's T-Shirt: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
other colors: 100% cotton
Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
Tank Top: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
other colors: 100% cotton
Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
Fitted cut

Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt

Classic T-Shirt
Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve Length (in)
S	18	28	15
M	20	29	16.5
L	22	30	18
XL	24	31	19.5
2XL	26	32	21
3XL	28	33	22.5
4XL	30	34	23.75
5XL	32	35	25

Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in

Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.

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