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NON GMO human logo T-Shirt - Verified Uncorrupted Design
- Parody of the Non-GMO Project seal with "HUMAN" and "Verified Uncorrupted" text
- Witty design for those who enjoy satire about food labeling and health trends
- Available in Classic T-Shirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve, and V-Neck cuts
- Minimalist aesthetic with a brown figure and bold white lettering on various colors
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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NON GMO human logo T-Shirt displays a parody of the standard verification seal with the text "HUMAN" and "Verified Uncorrupted." This design mocks the strict labeling requirements for food by applying them to people, suggesting that humans are naturally unmodified. It is a witty choice for those who appreciate satire regarding health trends and plant-based lifestyle marketing.
What is printed on it
The artwork replicates the structure of an agricultural certification mark using a rounded rectangular border. Inside, the left panel reads "NON GMO Project" in stacked white sans-serif font, while the right panel features a simplified brown stick figure with raised arms. A horizontal bar below separates the main graphics from the footer, which contains the word "HUMAN" in faded block letters. Beneath that, small text defines the acronym as "NON-GENETICALLY MODIFIED ORGANISM," leading to the final line "Verified Uncorrupted." This layout combines the serious typography of food safety logos with a humorous twist on human nature.
Made for these people
This non gmo human logo T-Shirt catches the eye of anyone who has ever scrutinized a grocery store label. It is perfect for the person at the farmers market who debates the semantics of "natural" versus "organic" with friends. Wearing this acknowledges the absurdity of trying to certify something as complex as a human being, making it ideal for those who value wit over dogma in their dietary choices.
A gift with options
This makes a thoughtful present for the friend who loves gardening and understands the difference between a seed packet and a soul. You can choose from a Classic T-Shirt for summer warmth or a Hoodie for cooler days. Layering it under a denim jacket adds a touch of intellectual humor to any casual outfit.
FAQ
- What does the phrase "Verified Uncorrupted" mean in this context?
- This phrase satirizes the "Certified Non-GMO" labels found on food packaging by applying them to human beings. It humorously implies that people do not need certification to be natural or pure, playing on the idea that genetic modification is strictly a biological concept rather than a moral one.
- Who will recognize the joke behind this specific logo layout?
- You will likely get the reference if you follow whole food plant-based diets or read nutrition labels closely. The design mimics the exact visual style of agricultural certification seals, so it appeals to those familiar with the industry's terminology and branding aesthetics.
- How can I style this shirt for a casual day out?
- Pair this graphic tee with simple denim jeans and clean white sneakers to let the parody stand out. Since the design uses a minimalist color palette, it works well under an open flannel shirt or layered with a dark jacket for a relaxed, everyday look.
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







