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Funny Vegan Vegetarian T-Shirt with Nacho Cactus
- NACHO AVERAGE VEGAN
- printed with a comedic cactus in a colorful sombrero
- A witty design that plays on the "not a" pun for plant-based humor
- For vegans and vegetarians who laugh at themselves
- Available in Classic T-Shirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt, V-Neck, Women's T-Shirt, and Tank Top
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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Funny Vegan Vegetarian T-Shirt shows a cactus in a sombrero with the words "NACHO AVERAGE VEGAN" printed below. The joke lands because "nacho" sounds like "not a," turning the whole phrase into a playful boast about being anything but ordinary in your plant-based life. Wear this and everyone knows you have a sense of humor about your choices, which speaks to vegans and vegetarians who roll their eyes at the stereotype of being preachy.
Artwork and lettering
A bright green cactus with textured skin stands front and center, crowned with a traditional tan sombrero striped in red, green, and blue, complete with a decorative trim of red triangles. Two white rounded rectangles with navy stripes serve as the cactus's sunglasses, giving it a cool, laid-back personality. A tan base sits beneath the whole scene, grounding it like a desert landscape. The lettering below reads "NACHO AVERAGE VEGAN" in large, distressed white letters with a weathered texture that echoes the hand-drawn style of the cactus itself. The whole design plays with the visual language of Mexican imagery and desert life while the pun transforms it into a celebration of plant-based living.
Made for this crowd
Vegans and vegetarians who laugh at themselves will see this and immediately get it. Wear this Funny Vegan Vegetarian T-Shirt at a potluck with other plant-based friends, and you'll spark instant recognition and a knowing smile. It's the kind of design that shows you're committed to your choices without being sanctimonious about them, which is refreshing in a world where people expect vegans to be humorless about everything.
Great moments to wear it
This works as a gift for vegan friends who have heard every joke and appreciate wit over criticism. Pair it with jeans and sneakers for a casual day out, or throw it under a jacket for layering in cooler months. It's the shirt you reach for when you want to lighten the mood and let people know you're fun to be around.
FAQ
- What does "nacho average vegan" actually mean?
- The phrase plays on the sound of "nacho" to mean "not a," so it reads as "not a average vegan." It's a humorous way of saying you're nothing like the stereotypical vegan people imagine—you're funny, self-aware, and comfortable with your choices without being preachy about them.
- Is this shirt just for vegans, or will vegetarians get it too?
- Both. The design celebrates anyone who follows a plant-based diet with humor and confidence. Vegetarians absolutely get the vibe, and so do plant-based eaters of all kinds. If you've ever tired of people assuming you're judgmental, this shirt is made for you.
- When would I actually wear this?
- Casual hangouts with friends, farmer's markets, vegan meetups, or just around town when you want to spark a laugh. It works with jeans and sneakers for everyday wear, or layer it under a jacket. It's also a thoughtful gift for anyone plant-based who appreciates comedy about their lifestyle.
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







